What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:59

Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What do you do to make yourself sleep early?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.